Everything Humans Are Missing
Vis asked UV:
"What do you see?"
UV replied:
"Everything humans are missing."
Spectroscopy Humor
Chronicles from the Flat Baseline Society
Absorbance and Blues
A spectrophotometer's favorite music genre
Absorbance and Blues
Fingerprints Absorb Credibility
Why do spectrophotometers hate fingerprints?
Because fingerprints absorb credibility.
Following the Wavelength
Why are spectrophotometers good detectives?
They always follow the wavelength.
Too Much Excitation
Why did the spectrophotometer break up with the fluorometer?
Too much excitation and not enough absorbance.
The Visible Problem
UV asked Vis:
"Do you think we’re important?"
Vis replied:
"Without us, scientists would just guess colors."