Why did Prof. Beer refuse to give Lambert a treat from the high shelf?
Because Lambert kept jumping up and shifting the balance. Prof. Beer looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, Lambert. Your baseline is completely unstable today. I cannot reward a fluctuating signal."
Spectroscopy is the art of turning light into truth.
Lambert asked:
"What happens if concentration keeps increasing?"
Prof. Beer smiled and replied:
"Eventually, nothing gets through."
Prof. Beer’s life advice:
"When things get too concentrated, dilute the situation."
Lambert asked Prof. Beer:
"If absorbance increases with concentration, what happens if the sample becomes infinite?"
Prof. Beer replied:
"Then the reviewer asks for dilution."