UV and Vis were sitting at the double-monitor workstation trying to review a critical product data sheet. Behind them, Lambert was vigorously squeaking a rubber toy at maximum volume.
Vis slammed her hands on the desk, turned around, and yelled, “Lambert! Stop! You are completely destroying our signal-to-noise ratio!”
Lambert stopped squeaking, looked at them calmly, and said, “I’m not making noise, Vis. I’m just introducing high-frequency ambient baseline interference.”